[ yelena smiles, she makes no attempt to hide her joy. not just because of the bowling ball but because mole yamada is still very adorable. it never stops impressing her how different he can look and yet still look like his human self. ]
No, you are too nice for that. [ yelena steps closer to inspect yamada and places a little kiss on his cheek. ] Your payment.
[ Yamada was absolutely not expecting that! His beady little mole eyes go as wide as they can (which is not much at all) and he nearly drops the bowling ball.
After a moment, he tries to recover his famously chilled-out persona. But his whiskers are twitching with repressed excitement. He might have blushed if he were in human form. ]
Hmm. I guess I struck gold.
[ He shuffles the ball into one paw, so he can tap his miner's helmet with a lengthy claw. The paw with the ball is open, offering it to Yelena, as promised. ]
[ despite his mole appearance, yelena is able to read at least some of what her kiss inspired. she's particularly pleased by the twitching whiskers. she admires her work for only a moment before grabbing the bowling ball. ]
Cute. [ she says before she turns away from him and focuses her attention on the hole. ]
I hear you are an asshole. [ yelena yells into the hole. smiling dangerously down at the trapped man. ] We're going to have fun.
[ she contemplates for a moment what to do next. dropping seems so... anticlimactic. yelena lifts the ball, holds it for a several seconds before very swiftly whipping the bowling ball. ]
[ Yamada spends a moment thoughtfully scratching his snout with a claw, an imitation of his habit of stroking his chin in human form. She’s right- those who know him can recognise him no matter the shape. Observing Yelena, digesting what just happened. And yes admiring the view. He’s sure she knows.
He scampers over quickly though, to witness the ball whipping throw. The asshole in the hole has the time to start saying ‘fuck’ before the ball hits. His head is forced into his chest by the force, but then SPROING bounces back out unharmed as the ball goes rocketing back up the shaft and into the sky. The asshole down there couldn't look angrier, and Yamada starts to run about, a giant catcher's mitt forming over a paw. ]
I got it, I got it- [ Whump! He does get it, but does end up knocked on his moley bum. ] I got it!
[ yelena lets out a bark of laughter as his head is forced into his chest. it doesn't even bother her that his head springs right back out and launches the bowling ball up and out. that just means this is going to be a very fun day. ]
You're sturdy! [ she calls into the pit. ] That's good. More fun for us.
[ yelena looks over in time to see yamada catch the bowling ball. she gives him a thumbs up. she walks away from the edge of the hole as she speaks. ] Heavy probably will not get us far, have you tried anything sharp yet?
[ It is, alas, time for mole Yamada to leave the world. As always he tries to find a way to hide how gross his transformations can be. Once he's wobbled upright, Yamada grips the miner's hat and stretches it out until it forms a dome over him. After a moment, he lifts it up again, shrinking back down to sit atop his now human head. He always gets some small detail or two wrong when he goes back to human. In this case his moustache is a bit longer than usual as his whiskers influence remains, and his canines are extended into little fangs. ]
Yeah, it's funny how it sticks for a bit. But it's my turn. [ He goes to a backpack he's set aside, and his choice is a tub of small rubber balls. ] Check this out.
[ One hand morphs into a scoop, filling it with balls. He whips them down like a basketball dunk to shoot them down full power. The result is that each ball hits, and bounces off the asshole. Then hits the hole walls, and bounces back into him. The chorus of 'oof' 'ah' and 'gah' goes on for a while as the asshole wobbles all over from the barrage of impacts. ]
[ yelena is careful to give yamada privacy as he shifts back into a human. she turns back to the hole and pulls out a dagger she's particularly attached to and tosses it up into the air, catching it flawlessly. she grins down at the man in the hold and raises her arm, aiming for what she thinks might be the softest area.
she holds the dagger before making a very disappointed face, her shoulders dropping. yelena rolls her eyes and sighs. ] Fine.
[ she's unsure of what to expect, since smaller balls don't seem particularly dangerous but she nearly doubles over in laughter as he's pelted continuously. ]
Okay, [ she says after a moment, still grinning. ] That was pretty good.
[ Yamada looks very please at himself for getting such a good laugh out of her. It’s extremely satisfying. Slapstick is the way. ]
Being creatively annoying is a talent of mine. [ At least he admits it. And he’s not pointing at her for once. ] Plus I’ve hit this piece of shit with a lot and know he always deserves more.
That is true, you are very annoying. [ yelena nods knowingly and offers a shitty little grin before turning back to the hole.
she rubs her hands together and tugs her sleeve up, revealing the black widow bite strapped to her wrist. ] It's my turn again.
[ yelena activates a bite and grins down at the rubber man. ] You're not going to like this! [ she calls gleefully. raising her arm to aim and firing one directly into his chest. the little dart is small but packs a strong electric punch, sending thousands of volts of electricity through him. ]
[ Yamada is perfectly fine with her insult, and nods lightly. He is annoying. He practiced the skill and now it's hard to stop, sometimes.
He squats by the hole as Yelena prepares, and has a smirk on his lips right up until the asshole gets hit. Then he bursts into a full laugh, a rarity for him despite his goofy veneer.
The rubber dickhead's body reacts bizarrely, the natural spasms making his body compress and unfurl. Instead of bouncing the projectile off of him, he bounces off of the hole walls, much like the rubber balls. Acceleration has him start to rise up, but Yamada is too amused to do anything about it. ]
[ yelena is momentarily caught off guard by his laugh. yamada is about as stoic as she is, which is strange but oddly comforting. she smiles at the response though. it's nice to make people laugh, more so when they're as greedy as she is.
eventually, she does join him in laughing at the misforture of the rubber asshole in the hole. his reaction is strange though and she tilts her head, curious about what might happen if he gets any higher. ]
Throw the ball again. [ she says after a moment. ] I want to see something.
[ His explosive laugh doesn't last too long, but he does have to use a knuckle to wipe away a tear of mirth by the time she talks. The laugh is replaced with the more common expression of amusement from Yamada- mixing the rhythm of vibration into his words instead. ]
He's getting up there... good idea. [ Yamada gets his hands on the heavy bowling ball, but this time has a little more forethought to it. He affixes it to his palm with a morphed-on elastic gum. This does not stop him from performing a two handed slam dunk, leaping into the air and hurling it down while calling- ] Two points!
[ Boom! The ball smacks into the asshole as he rises and he shoots right down, splatting on the floor of the hole. He's mostly flat, and when he puffs out the bowling ball bounces right out. This time stretching the gum to slap into Yamada's palm without getting lost. ]
[ what an extremely strange and weird experience. yelena's not sure how her life came to this but it's so weird, it makes her exceedingly happy. normal was never apart of her life so abnormal is... easier to accept.
she lets out another laugh when he splats into a flat little disc at the bottom of the hole. ]
I still think we should try dynamite up the ass. [ she says loudly to yamada. she loves when a statement can mess with multiple people at once. ]
[ Yamada's glad to see her having fun. They mutually avoid trauma dumping, but it's pretty obvious she hasn't had the happiest life. He likes making her laugh, making her smile, and making her mad just a little bit.
Yamada grins this time when she mentions ass blasting. He'll take it, because it's good for messing with someone else. ]
Tsk... if you're not gonna shut up about it... [ He says it just as loud, while flicking the bowling ball down and back into the hole, like the world's heaviest yo-yo. ] But you're the one holding the cheeks open!
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[ said with affection. of course. ]
Then I have no problems torturing him
I will be there in 20 minutes
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Alright, but I'm dropping the ball in 15.
[ He’ll save it for her really. Just teasing. ]
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[ you should know her better by now. ]
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bet he squeals
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[ true to her word, yelena arrives 20 minutes later at the provided location. ]
You better not have dropped that damn ball. [ she announces as way of a hello. ]
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Would I do that to you?
[ Slowly, his massive paws open their claws, the bowling ball fitting within. ]
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No, you are too nice for that. [ yelena steps closer to inspect yamada and places a little kiss on his cheek. ] Your payment.
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After a moment, he tries to recover his famously chilled-out persona. But his whiskers are twitching with repressed excitement. He might have blushed if he were in human form. ]
Hmm. I guess I struck gold.
[ He shuffles the ball into one paw, so he can tap his miner's helmet with a lengthy claw. The paw with the ball is open, offering it to Yelena, as promised. ]
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Cute. [ she says before she turns away from him and focuses her attention on the hole. ]
I hear you are an asshole. [ yelena yells into the hole. smiling dangerously down at the trapped man. ] We're going to have fun.
[ she contemplates for a moment what to do next. dropping seems so... anticlimactic. yelena lifts the ball, holds it for a several seconds before very swiftly whipping the bowling ball. ]
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He scampers over quickly though, to witness the ball whipping throw. The asshole in the hole has the time to start saying ‘fuck’ before the ball hits. His head is forced into his chest by the force, but then SPROING bounces back out unharmed as the ball goes rocketing back up the shaft and into the sky. The asshole down there couldn't look angrier, and Yamada starts to run about, a giant catcher's mitt forming over a paw. ]
I got it, I got it- [ Whump! He does get it, but does end up knocked on his moley bum. ] I got it!
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You're sturdy! [ she calls into the pit. ] That's good. More fun for us.
[ yelena looks over in time to see yamada catch the bowling ball. she gives him a thumbs up. she walks away from the edge of the hole as she speaks. ] Heavy probably will not get us far, have you tried anything sharp yet?
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Yeah, it's funny how it sticks for a bit. But it's my turn. [ He goes to a backpack he's set aside, and his choice is a tub of small rubber balls. ] Check this out.
[ One hand morphs into a scoop, filling it with balls. He whips them down like a basketball dunk to shoot them down full power. The result is that each ball hits, and bounces off the asshole. Then hits the hole walls, and bounces back into him. The chorus of 'oof' 'ah' and 'gah' goes on for a while as the asshole wobbles all over from the barrage of impacts. ]
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she holds the dagger before making a very disappointed face, her shoulders dropping. yelena rolls her eyes and sighs. ] Fine.
[ she's unsure of what to expect, since smaller balls don't seem particularly dangerous but she nearly doubles over in laughter as he's pelted continuously. ]
Okay, [ she says after a moment, still grinning. ] That was pretty good.
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Being creatively annoying is a talent of mine. [ At least he admits it. And he’s not pointing at her for once. ] Plus I’ve hit this piece of shit with a lot and know he always deserves more.
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she rubs her hands together and tugs her sleeve up, revealing the black widow bite strapped to her wrist. ] It's my turn again.
[ yelena activates a bite and grins down at the rubber man. ] You're not going to like this! [ she calls gleefully. raising her arm to aim and firing one directly into his chest. the little dart is small but packs a strong electric punch, sending thousands of volts of electricity through him. ]
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He squats by the hole as Yelena prepares, and has a smirk on his lips right up until the asshole gets hit. Then he bursts into a full laugh, a rarity for him despite his goofy veneer.
The rubber dickhead's body reacts bizarrely, the natural spasms making his body compress and unfurl. Instead of bouncing the projectile off of him, he bounces off of the hole walls, much like the rubber balls. Acceleration has him start to rise up, but Yamada is too amused to do anything about it. ]
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eventually, she does join him in laughing at the misforture of the rubber asshole in the hole. his reaction is strange though and she tilts her head, curious about what might happen if he gets any higher. ]
Throw the ball again. [ she says after a moment. ] I want to see something.
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He's getting up there... good idea. [ Yamada gets his hands on the heavy bowling ball, but this time has a little more forethought to it. He affixes it to his palm with a morphed-on elastic gum. This does not stop him from performing a two handed slam dunk, leaping into the air and hurling it down while calling- ] Two points!
[ Boom! The ball smacks into the asshole as he rises and he shoots right down, splatting on the floor of the hole. He's mostly flat, and when he puffs out the bowling ball bounces right out. This time stretching the gum to slap into Yamada's palm without getting lost. ]
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she lets out another laugh when he splats into a flat little disc at the bottom of the hole. ]
I still think we should try dynamite up the ass. [ she says loudly to yamada. she loves when a statement can mess with multiple people at once. ]
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Yamada grins this time when she mentions ass blasting. He'll take it, because it's good for messing with someone else. ]
Tsk... if you're not gonna shut up about it... [ He says it just as loud, while flicking the bowling ball down and back into the hole, like the world's heaviest yo-yo. ] But you're the one holding the cheeks open!