[ His explosive laugh doesn't last too long, but he does have to use a knuckle to wipe away a tear of mirth by the time she talks. The laugh is replaced with the more common expression of amusement from Yamada- mixing the rhythm of vibration into his words instead. ]
He's getting up there... good idea. [ Yamada gets his hands on the heavy bowling ball, but this time has a little more forethought to it. He affixes it to his palm with a morphed-on elastic gum. This does not stop him from performing a two handed slam dunk, leaping into the air and hurling it down while calling- ] Two points!
[ Boom! The ball smacks into the asshole as he rises and he shoots right down, splatting on the floor of the hole. He's mostly flat, and when he puffs out the bowling ball bounces right out. This time stretching the gum to slap into Yamada's palm without getting lost. ]
[ what an extremely strange and weird experience. yelena's not sure how her life came to this but it's so weird, it makes her exceedingly happy. normal was never apart of her life so abnormal is... easier to accept.
she lets out another laugh when he splats into a flat little disc at the bottom of the hole. ]
I still think we should try dynamite up the ass. [ she says loudly to yamada. she loves when a statement can mess with multiple people at once. ]
[ Yamada's glad to see her having fun. They mutually avoid trauma dumping, but it's pretty obvious she hasn't had the happiest life. He likes making her laugh, making her smile, and making her mad just a little bit.
Yamada grins this time when she mentions ass blasting. He'll take it, because it's good for messing with someone else. ]
Tsk... if you're not gonna shut up about it... [ He says it just as loud, while flicking the bowling ball down and back into the hole, like the world's heaviest yo-yo. ] But you're the one holding the cheeks open!
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He's getting up there... good idea. [ Yamada gets his hands on the heavy bowling ball, but this time has a little more forethought to it. He affixes it to his palm with a morphed-on elastic gum. This does not stop him from performing a two handed slam dunk, leaping into the air and hurling it down while calling- ] Two points!
[ Boom! The ball smacks into the asshole as he rises and he shoots right down, splatting on the floor of the hole. He's mostly flat, and when he puffs out the bowling ball bounces right out. This time stretching the gum to slap into Yamada's palm without getting lost. ]
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she lets out another laugh when he splats into a flat little disc at the bottom of the hole. ]
I still think we should try dynamite up the ass. [ she says loudly to yamada. she loves when a statement can mess with multiple people at once. ]
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Yamada grins this time when she mentions ass blasting. He'll take it, because it's good for messing with someone else. ]
Tsk... if you're not gonna shut up about it... [ He says it just as loud, while flicking the bowling ball down and back into the hole, like the world's heaviest yo-yo. ] But you're the one holding the cheeks open!