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Wow, ok. I see how it is.
Next time I fall over a small child I'm totally blaming it on you.

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Hey, you started this. This is on you

Just ignore it like a normal person next time

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I didn't start anything. I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Very normal
And smooth

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I'm practicing.
Was that good?

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I mean, it was through text so it was perfect

The real challenge is doing it in person

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I don't know if I want to.

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You don't want to lie? Or play along with my stupid joke?

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...No. We were talking about being normal and smooth. And you said I should do it in person.

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I said a lot of things! Sorry

But that is still confusing why do you not want to be normal and smooth?
Well, the normal thing makes sense

[ normal seems pretty impossible for their ilk. ]

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I'm terrible at it.
You know this.

Practice just makes my head hurt.

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Don't be such a baby

It's not that difficult to pretend to be smooth 🙄

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How would you know?

[oh, burn.]

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I'm a widow
It's sort of our thing to be smooth and fit anywhere we want

[ that's what makes personal preference so hard. ]

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I wouldn't exactly call you smooth.

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Okay, first, fuck you and second I'm not to you
Because that is not who I am

[ she leaves out the 'i think' because its a can of worms she's not getting into. ]

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[ He's trying to tease. He's also really bad at it. ]

Hey, at least it makes me feel not so out of place.

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[ oh no, is that why she's like this with him? is it her training? fuck, fuck, fuck. ]

If you want I can be smooth to you and you will see

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[ He just figures it's two people not really sure how to interact with the world. But also, he is teasing. She's definitely a lot smoother than she is. ]

Sorry, I'm just trying to tease.

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[ she just needs to crash out about it for a minute. she was this weird before they became friends. ]

You are bad at it
But now it is a challenge