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Too late. You already said it.
I have it in writing.
I have it in writing.
[ from here ]
If you weren't a coward it would have been a good strategy
[ she thinks she's very funny. it's a shame he's not nearby to hear the laughter both images illicit, however yelena always plays it close to the chest. so she might have simply fought a smile. ]
Hmmm
Definitely the second one, you want him to know you're a professional
If you weren't a coward it would have been a good strategy
[ she thinks she's very funny. it's a shame he's not nearby to hear the laughter both images illicit, however yelena always plays it close to the chest. so she might have simply fought a smile. ]
Hmmm
Definitely the second one, you want him to know you're a professional
Okay, I gotta go and kick an ass. KICK an ass. Not the weird things you do them.
[ Yamada also thinks he's funny. And will not confess how badly he wants to hear a big belly laugh form Yelena.
He signs off his text with another selfie of the pro-mole, though he's added a high-viz jacket and a toolbelt. He's doing a peace sign with two claws the length of his head.
After about thirty minutes he comes back! With an image looking down into a deep hole- a guy looking up with a scowl, waving his fist. He's a short fella with streaks of rubber lining his skin like a bumper car. ]
I'm gonna start dropping stuff in there lol
[ Yamada also thinks he's funny. And will not confess how badly he wants to hear a big belly laugh form Yelena.
He signs off his text with another selfie of the pro-mole, though he's added a high-viz jacket and a toolbelt. He's doing a peace sign with two claws the length of his head.
After about thirty minutes he comes back! With an image looking down into a deep hole- a guy looking up with a scowl, waving his fist. He's a short fella with streaks of rubber lining his skin like a bumper car. ]
I'm gonna start dropping stuff in there lol
Timezones can be a wild thing, ok.
But yes, I am alive, and I am about to drink a pot of coffee and find something to eat. My fridge is empty.
Are you alive, at least mostly?
But yes, I am alive, and I am about to drink a pot of coffee and find something to eat. My fridge is empty.
Are you alive, at least mostly?
Don't act like you're not into it
[ all men secretly want to be pegged. yelena knows the truth.
she saves this picture and makes it his contact picture. mole-yamada is very cute and charming. ]
Wait I want to join, let me throw things at the rubber man
[ all men secretly want to be pegged. yelena knows the truth.
she saves this picture and makes it his contact picture. mole-yamada is very cute and charming. ]
Wait I want to join, let me throw things at the rubber man
[ In his case? Absolutely. She’s got him pegged (well not yet, maybe later if he’s lucky). ]
hmmmm
okay
But nothing fatal. I need him alive, but annoyed is fine.
hmmmm
okay
But nothing fatal. I need him alive, but annoyed is fine.
[ He’d argue enough to say he’s a switch, but. Yeah.
He pings over a location, a spot in a park not too far off.
He also follows up with a picture of his mole paw (he’s still Yamoleda! childrencheer.mp3) holding a bowling ball. ]
this is thing no. 1 tho
He pings over a location, a spot in a park not too far off.
He also follows up with a picture of his mole paw (he’s still Yamoleda! childrencheer.mp3) holding a bowling ball. ]
this is thing no. 1 tho
Wow, ok. I see how it is.
Next time I fall over a small child I'm totally blaming it on you.
Next time I fall over a small child I'm totally blaming it on you.
Oh, Natasha Romanoff?
I never had the opportunity to meet her, but I heard great things from the people that did.
A few of our clients had run into her in the city.
Do you have a favorite story you like to tell about her?
And please do bring Fanny next time. I told Matt and Foggy about her and they're already excited about the prospect of having a dog at the office.
I never had the opportunity to meet her, but I heard great things from the people that did.
A few of our clients had run into her in the city.
Do you have a favorite story you like to tell about her?
And please do bring Fanny next time. I told Matt and Foggy about her and they're already excited about the prospect of having a dog at the office.
I didn't start anything. I have no idea what you're talking about.
[ ’Look, wanting Yelena to sit on your face isn't submissive, it’s smart!’ thinks a hypothetical Yamada.
Anyway. ]
Knife won’t kill him. I tried claws and things like that. No explosives, not sure how a shockwave would work. Or fire.
But if you have like an electric stun thing I bet he’d make funny noises.
Anyway. ]
Knife won’t kill him. I tried claws and things like that. No explosives, not sure how a shockwave would work. Or fire.
But if you have like an electric stun thing I bet he’d make funny noises.
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