[ It is, alas, time for mole Yamada to leave the world. As always he tries to find a way to hide how gross his transformations can be. Once he's wobbled upright, Yamada grips the miner's hat and stretches it out until it forms a dome over him. After a moment, he lifts it up again, shrinking back down to sit atop his now human head. He always gets some small detail or two wrong when he goes back to human. In this case his moustache is a bit longer than usual as his whiskers influence remains, and his canines are extended into little fangs. ]
Yeah, it's funny how it sticks for a bit. But it's my turn. [ He goes to a backpack he's set aside, and his choice is a tub of small rubber balls. ] Check this out.
[ One hand morphs into a scoop, filling it with balls. He whips them down like a basketball dunk to shoot them down full power. The result is that each ball hits, and bounces off the asshole. Then hits the hole walls, and bounces back into him. The chorus of 'oof' 'ah' and 'gah' goes on for a while as the asshole wobbles all over from the barrage of impacts. ]
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Yeah, it's funny how it sticks for a bit. But it's my turn. [ He goes to a backpack he's set aside, and his choice is a tub of small rubber balls. ] Check this out.
[ One hand morphs into a scoop, filling it with balls. He whips them down like a basketball dunk to shoot them down full power. The result is that each ball hits, and bounces off the asshole. Then hits the hole walls, and bounces back into him. The chorus of 'oof' 'ah' and 'gah' goes on for a while as the asshole wobbles all over from the barrage of impacts. ]